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I L-O-V-E this song

And as I looked around and saw all the destruction I had caused by eating that one last potato chip, I started to laugh.


Anyways...what's up? Haven't talked to you in a while now.

Don't be angry.

I have come to say hello. And to bring good wishes from the planet Aunt Jemima. I am a Syrupian, and our planet is revered for having such professional nerds like me.

Why do people drink cold water? It just gets warm again when it gets into our bodies...

Anyways, now to actually talk about something. It's Fall Break. So we have a week off of school.
So I'm doing stuff with people for fun. You know, like normal people do. I'm actually waiting for a call right now about the mall. But. Yeah. Mom took the phone and left. D:<

This blog post sucks. Bye.

Why hello there...
Im a rapper.

I'm deleting my blog...

Hmmm...I want to blog today, but I don't know what to blog about. I should just make another blog and just type random stuff so that you guys don't have to read about how bored I am. Unless you like reading those posts...

I just feel like, you know. That like, the world is just, like, whatever. You know?

I have an idea! We have these conversation starter things out on the stand by the couch. I'm gonna choose one to blog about. This is gonna be fun!!!

This one's gonna be good:
"What did your parents teach you about marriage?"

Well, my mom always tell me that marriage is not worth it. She says that marriage is like forcing two people to become the same person, and it takes away your independence. She even dedicated a whole blog post about it. Or ten.

But, those have been DELETED!!! So, I can't show you. I can't put like a link or anything.

OH WAIT!!! Here it is!! Click

HAHA! Did you click it?

Anyways, it makes sense to me what her post was saying though. It was saying that Einstein even said that marriage was "Incompatible with human nature". Which makes sense, because Back in however many years B.C.E., our ancestors didn't marry their mates. At least, that's what I think. I might be wrong though. Who knows, maybe they had a divorce percentage of like, 0.5%, that or a divorce percentage of 99.9%. Just sayin'.

My dad has always said that he would never marry again after my mom. NEVER IN A MILLION YEARS NEVER EVER EVER EVER EVER!!!!

Or at least, that's what I remember him saying. You should probably ask him though.

I don't know that I won't ever get married though. I just don't think I would ever marry as young as my mom and dad did. That usually ends in disaster. But not always...

I think I would probably wait until I'm like, thirty or something. I don't know, whenever it seems to be right. I definitely won't have kids until I have a sound source of income though. And I would never move my kids around as much as I have been moved.

Wow, that conversation starter really made a fairly good blog post. What do you guys think? What did YOUR parents teach YOU about marriage? If you do decide to share with the world what your parents taught you about marriage, leave a comment. Or make a blog, at least make sure that I get a link or somethin'.

I am still right here.

Remember my last post were I talked about blogging being a fall-back? Yeah. Those were good times.

Remember way back in the older posts, when I was talking about Teeny wanting to be a fish? That was a fun day.

and remember when

Just joking. I had you there for a second. You were holding your breath I could tell.

Anyways, Today was pretty fun. We got to go cliff jumping at Saguaro Lake.
That one's me, the cliff looks really high in this picture. But it really wasn't that high. In some of the other pictures, it looks like we are about to hit the cliff down below us, but it was off to the left of where we were jumping.

We went to Wendys after we were done. And ate some food. Because that's what people do at Wendys you know?

Unless...what do people do at Wendys anyways?

Yeah. When we got home, we actually went swimming in the pool. Which was crazy. Because we just went swimming. It was a Nacho-type swimming day.

Then some other boring stuff happened, a star cried nuclear tears somewhere, and we ate dinner.

Ain't that a fun day?

My jaw started hurting when I was eating dinner, and still hurts. And you know what I just noticed? It feels just like it did that time I went to the dentist. Weird...maybe there was some kind of mini dentist hiding in my dinner.

Maybe...

Wow.

Okay guys. It's like 12:00 in the morning. And I should probably go to bed. But everyone else is still awake.

They all left me. I'm all alone right now. That's why I'm blogging, it's kind of like a fall-back for me. "crap, I'm REALLY bored and no one's talking to me."

"I KNOW!! I'll go blog!!!"

yeah. That's pretty much how it goes. How the cookie crumbles. Whenever someone says, "The shows not over until the fat lady sings." They're talking about me blogging. Did you know that?

Probably not.

My stomach hurts, kind of like an emo kid's wrists hurt after a week or two of slicing the cookie dough, but TEN TIMES WORSE.

So imagine the WORST pain you have ever experienced, then hype it up a bunch. That's what I'm feeling. Ever broken a leg? My pain's worse. Concussion? Worse. Any injury of yours ever been on Scarred? Worse.

It feels like a horse being stuffed in a room full of cheesecake, then hit with pillows until he pukes. That bad. Seriously.

My arm is really itchy, and it has little red spots all over it. I know, it's lame. Kind of like a party with a bunch of Harry Potter super fanatics.

Ever been to one of those parties? How lame is it?

I was talking to Jerry earlier, and he said that my leg has a huge blue spot on it. I looked down, and guess what? It wasn't a blue spot at all, It was a blue octopus.

Ew. That's really gross, could you please like, not do that?

Yeah. I think you can probably tell that I'm bored.

Okay, Buh-bye guys!