Got fat, got angry, started hating myself

Conversations from the living room

Me: Hey Nacho, what up?

Nacho:Nothing. You know why I love you Bro? Because you have a Wii.

I'm am SO flattered!

We could hang around, by the pool

Well, believe it or not, summer's only four months away. While I sat here today, pondering over what I could possibly do all summer(Besides going outside, that's WAY out of the question. I mean, it's not like you need sunlight to survive or anything, right?), and I thought to myself hey, why don't I just sit down all summer beating every video game one at a time? and then I thought hmmm...a lot of my friends names start with "T". Both of these ridiculous and meaningless thoughts sparked an idea into my mind, I could actually hang out with some friends! What a wonderful idea! That way, my skin wouldn't look like a piece of food that has been left out too long, and has started growing M O L D. But then again, who really wants to be with friends when you can be sitting on your butt playing brain-damaging games all day long. Maybe I'll stick closer to home this year.

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Something happens and I'm head over heels

Today I think I will post my 10 most favorite movies I've ever seen

I don't know why, I just think I should.

1.) Donnie Darko

2.)Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless mind

3.)The Dark Knight

4.)Lord of the Rings (all of them)

5.)Kung Fu Panda

6.)Gladiator

7.)Wall-e (You just can't hate Disney.)

8.)Juno

9.)The Brothers Grimm

10.)Hitchhikers Guide to the Galaxy

Here are some of the WORST movies I have ever seen.

1.)Scorpion King 2

2.)Space troopers

3.)Ghost Rider

4.)National Treasure

5.)National Treasure 2:Book of Secrets

6.)Eragon (although I did like the book)

7.)The Fast and the Furious

8.)The Fast and the Furious 2

So, there you have it, my 10 most favorite and my 8 most hated movies of all time.

Slow ride, take it easy

The other day I was talking about some funny stuff that one of my friends had done and said. Nacho asked me "Do you play with him at recess?" (referring to my friend.)

Me: "No, I don't have recess."

Tortilla: " You stop having recess when you get to sixth grade."

Nacho: "Do you guys have show-and-tell?"

Soon after I said "no" Nacho said "How is that fun?!"

You're older than you've ever been, and now you're even older.

Please don't laugh, it was the best I could do. That's me in my room with my guitar. Nacho took the picture (regardless of him being six years old, he did very good.) I couldn't help myself to stop laughing, hence the gay face I have on. This picture reminds me of how shiny and polished my guitar is, and that reminds me of how much more care I need to apply to it. In a year from now, that new, shiny guitar will be an old, dull guitar with the finish scratched and banged up.

They stab it with their steely knives, but they just can't kill the beast