Me:Where's my book?
Friend: I don't know...(suspicious look on face.)
Me:Wow, you seem to have an abnormally SQUARE shaped stomach...
Friend:Oh yeah, I forgot to tell you, I'm pregnant!
Me:OH! How cool!
Friend:Oh look! I gave birth!
Me:Hmmmm...a square shaped baby...if your baby looks like that I NEED to know who the father is.
(By the way: I never did find out who the father was...)
This conversation set in motion a series of "baby kidnappings" switching back and forth from me to her. I ended up with the "baby", but she stole my history notebook and turned it into a science notebook...:(
This is why I should be locked up and jailed. Stealing "babies", I should be ashamed of myself.
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