The other day, I was sitting in Math class when my teacher throws a pie at a spider hanging upside down in the back of the room and says:
"I was looking at the CRT scores and I have to admit, I'm impressed. Nobody got below 80% and [Random Smart Girl], [Annoying Guy], and [Chico] got perfect scores."
Then we talked about how chips go very well with bananas when Friend sits in the seat behind me and taps me on the shoulder. Thinking it was the Kool-Aid man, finally paying me back for the wrecking ball I lent him, I turned around.
Friend(referring to CRT score): Hey, [Chico]. So, who'd you cheat off of?
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Wait, aren't [Annoying Guy] and [Chico] one and the same?
Or is that [Random Smart Girl] and [Chico]?
no, Random Smart Girl is you, and Annoying Guy is your alternate personality.
I need new stuff to blog about.
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