You know what's funny? No, not how my dad needs to be locked up in a mental facility, or that he is so stupid he can't count to five. What IS funny is that watching a movie about Al Capone led to me writing a story about "Blueberry Pumpkin Juice", and talking about Chuck Norris being killed by Bruce Lee. What else is funny is that talking about Bruce Lee and Chuck Norris led to me writing about me being "...a person who juggles purple fruit on a unicycle." I can post the second one today, and I think I will do so.
If I were to join a circus, I would perform the act of a person who juggles purple fruit on a unicycle. I would be so good, people would even throw extra tomatoes at me to juggle. Eventually, every one would stop coming to my show because they like it too much. I would dress up as a yellow mouse in this act and the other circus performers would get jealous. Their jealousy would lead to me being fired.
Yeah, that's my story up there. Of what I would be if I joined a circus.
Don't be hatin'
3 comments:
I'll post the next one tomorrow, so patiently await that. If you want, I mean, I can't make you wait or anything. But if you don't patiently await I might have to hire Al Capone and Bruce Lee to make you read the post.
HAHA!
Lol You're a goof!
that my baby!!
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